Contact Us – Celebrimous

Reach Out to the Cosmic Curiosity Crew!
Whether you’ve got a burning question about black holes, a wild theory to share, or just want to geek out about the multiverse, we’re all ears (and maybe a few antennae).

How to Contact Us

🌠 Cosmic Hotline (AKA Email)

Responses may take 24–48 hours—we’re Earth-bound humans, not tachyons.

🌌 Social Media Signals

Follow us for cosmic updates, memes, and existential musings:

Warning: Our DMs are a black hole for puns and particle physics jokes.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Quandaries)

Q: Can you help with my time travel homework?
A: We’ll try, but we’re not responsible for paradox-induced headaches.

Q: Want to feature my theory about sentient dark matter?
A: Absolutely! Send it to [email protected].

Q: Are you hiring intergalactic interns?
A: Not yet—but subscribe for updates. (Bonus points if you can code in Python and Klingon.)

Stay Curious, Stay Connected

We’re here to chat about anything from quantum flukes to why cats ignore the laws of physics. No topic is too weird—in fact, weird is our specialty.

The Celebrimous Team
Exploring the universe, one email at a time. 🚀

P.S. Messages sent during solar eclipses get priority replies.