Hold Onto Your Higgs Bosons!
Before diving into the cosmic unknown, please read this legal and existential fine print.
1. Content Accuracy
- Science ≠ Omniscience: Our articles explore theories, hypotheses, and speculative ideas (like time travel or parallel Earths). While we strive for accuracy, the universe is weird, and science evolves. We’re enthusiasts, not omnipotent beings.
- Not Peer-Reviewed: Celebrimous content is for educational and entertainment purposes only. It is not a substitute for academic journals, lab experiments, or asking Neil deGrasse Tyson.
2. Third-Party Links
- Cosmic Rabbit Holes: We may link to external sites, studies, or cat videos. We don’t endorse their content, and clicking is at your own risk. (No, we won’t bail you out of a YouTube vortex.)
3. Intellectual Property
- Ours: All content (text, graphics, metaphors comparing dark matter to ghosts) is owned by Celebrimous unless stated otherwise. Don’t copy, repost, or sell it without permission.
- Yours: Comments and theories you submit become ours to feature, edit, or beam into the multiverse.
4. Affiliate Links & Sponsorships
- Zero Gravity Ethics: If we ever use affiliate links or partner with brands, we’ll shout it louder than a supernova. Currently, we’re ad-free and fueled purely by curiosity.
5. Liability
- Don’t Blame Us For:
- Existential crises caused by reading about the Fermi Paradox at 3 a.m.
- Failed attempts to build a DIY quantum computer.
- Reality feeling “less real” after learning about the holographic principle.
- Not Professional Advice: We’re not physicists, lawyers, or doctors. Consult experts before acting on anything you read here (especially if it involves black holes or duct tape).
6. Changes to This Disclaimer
We reserve the right to update this disclaimer as needed. (Example: If time travel is invented, we’ll retroactively make it cooler.)
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Last Updated: [3/20/2025]
Remember: The universe is 93 billion light-years wide, but common sense is still required.