Welcome, Cosmic Explorer!
By using Celebrimous.com, you agree to these terms. Think of them as the “rules of the road” for navigating our corner of the multiverse. (Don’t worry—we’ll keep the legalese to a black hole minimum.)
1. Acceptance of Terms
- By Entering, You Agree: Accessing this site means you accept these terms. If you disagree, your only remedy is to exit the spacetime continuum (or just close this tab).
- Age Requirement: You must be at least 13 years old to explore here. If you’re a time-traveling toddler from the future, come back later.
2. Intellectual Property
- Our Stuff: All content (articles, graphics, jokes about Schrödinger’s cat) is owned by Celebrimous or its contributors. Don’t clone it without permission—it’s not a multiverse cheat code.
- Your Stuff: Comments, theories, or fan art you submit become ours to use, edit, or teleport into articles. (We’ll credit you if your idea blows our minds.)
3. User Responsibilities
- Play Nice: No hacking, spamming, or weaponizing the comments section. Violators will be banished to a reality without Wi-Fi.
- No Cosmic Crimes: Don’t use our site for illegal activities. We’re watching (but not in a creepy quantum-entanglement way).
4. Third-Party Links
- Not Our Universe: We link to external sites for fun or education. We don’t control them, so click at your own risk. (Yes, even the one about sentient alien slime molds.)
5. Disclaimers
- Reality Check: Our content is for entertainment and education, not as a substitute for professional advice. Need quantum physics homework help? Ask a professor, not us.
- Accuracy: The universe is weird, and science evolves. We try to stay current, but don’t sue us if a new discovery upends yesterday’s article.
6. Limitation of Liability
- Don’t Blame Us For:
- Existential dread from learning the universe is 93% dark stuff.
- Failed attempts to build a DIY wormhole.
- Your cat using quantum mechanics to ignore you.
- As Is: The site comes with no warranties. We’re not liable for glitches, blackouts, or accidental trips to alternate dimensions.
7. Changes to Terms
- We Can Edit These: Terms may update as laws or the cosmos change. We’ll post revisions here. (If time travel exists, we’ll retroactively make this funnier.)
8. Governing Law
- Jurisdiction: Disputes fall under the laws of Albania, unless settled via intergalactic arbitration.
9. Contact Us
Questions? Theories? Found a typo in our explanation of the Big Bang?
Reach out via our Contact Page or email [email protected].
Last Updated: 3/20/2025
Remember: The universe has no terms and conditions—just laws of physics. Enjoy the ride!
P.S. These terms are binding in all known (and hypothetical) realities.